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1.what do you call a person who steals pigs A hamburgular

2.What do you call a monkey on top of a cake A marzipanzee

3. What do you call a scottish parrot A macaw

4. what do you call a watch in the 25th centuary Future-wrist-tic

5. What do you call a bee born in may A maybe

6. What do you call a flying skunk A smellicopter

7. What do you call little piles of rubbish Dumplings

8. What do you call five bottles of lemonade A pop group

9. What do you call a girl that lives between 2 houses Elaine

10. What do you call a girl that went out saving the planet Little green riding hood

11. What's it called when you borrow money to buy a bison A Buffaloan

12. What do you call a rich melon A melon-aire 

13. What does everyone have that they can count on Fingers

14. How do toads count to fifty On their warts

15. Whats the longest peice of furniture in the world A multiplication table